Aria cleared her throat dramatically and looked out the window. "Thank you, Alex. The forecast calls for heavy boredom with a high chance of board games. Back to you in the studio."
"And that concludes our broadcast for today," Aria added, lowering the frying pan. "Time to go help a hedgehog."
"It's a wildlife special!" Alex whispered excitedly.
Alex laughed, breaking character. "We need a real story. Something exciting."
"Stay with us, listeners," Aria whispered to the imaginary audience. "We are investigating a breaking news event."