Austin Powers Novel [top] May 2026

Teaming up with a no-nonsense hacker named Zara (who thinks his teeth are “bioweapons”), Austin must infiltrate a disco-themed volcano lair, out-sass a giant killer robot cat named Mr. Bigglesworth (now with laser eyes), and reclaim his mojo from a feminist commune of ex-henchwomen who’ve rebranded it as “emotional intelligence.”

Zara sighed. “This is going to be the longest mission of my life.”

Austin grinned, teeth blinding. “That depends, baby. Am I awake… or am I dreaming of you ?” austin powers novel

It’s not easy being groovy in a gritty reboot world. But if anyone can save humanity with bad puns, raised eyebrows, and a stolen moon buggy, it’s the man who still thinks “tweet” is something birds do.

Austin’s eyes snapped open. His chest heaved once. Twice. Then he lifted a single, perfectly manicured finger and declared to the empty lab: Teaming up with a no-nonsense hacker named Zara

“That’s not my ice, baby.”

When MI7’s grooviest agent gets cryo-thawed by mistake (again), he discovers Dr. Evil has weaponized nostalgia. The villain’s new plot? Deploy a “Retro Ray” that turns all modern tech into lava lamps, fondue sets, and mood rings—plunging the world into a permanent 1968 where Evil rules as the Sultan of Shag. “That depends, baby

“My mojo,” he whispered. “Somebody’s nicked my mojo.”