Bananahotties !!better!! < PROVEN CHOICE >

Enter and her crew: The Pomegranate Pinups .

The Bananahotties won.

Ten thousand people showed up at Sunsplash Park. bananahotties

“We don’t fight dirty,” Lina said, tightening her ponytail. “We fight banana .”

First, the Pomegranate Pinups parked directly across from Nana’s. Then, they started a smear campaign: “Bananas cause bloating. Bananas are monotonous .” Pam even hired a skywriter to spell “BANANAHOTTIES? MORE LIKE BANANA-NOT-TIES” over the beach. Enter and her crew: The Pomegranate Pinups

The crowd lost their minds.

Pam rolled into Calorina with a pink truck, a juicer the size of a motorcycle, and a grudge against potassium. “Bananas are basic ,” Pam declared on her first day, live-streaming to her 3.8 million followers. “Pomegranates are complex. Antioxidants. Mystery. Jewel tones .” “We don’t fight dirty,” Lina said, tightening her

The Bananahotties tried to ignore it. But when Pom-Pom Pam poached their avocado supplier (irrelevant to bananas, but a matter of principle), Lina decided enough was enough.