College Stories: My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!! !!exclusive!! May 2026

“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.”

My girlfriend is so naive she’d probably thank a scammer for the “life lesson.” Pray for me. college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!

Then yesterday, she left her dorm room unlocked all day because “someone might need to borrow a charger.” A stranger could’ve walked in, taken her stuff, and she’d probably leave a note saying “Hope you enjoy the snacks!” “Babe, that’s a scam

The kicker? Her roommate’s sketchy ex-boyfriend asked to “crash for a few days.” She said yes without asking a single question. I had to explain that “crashed” doesn’t just mean tired—it means living on your futon and eating your ramen. taken her stuff