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Deadpool pauses, tilts his head. “Chaos? No, buddy. This is customer service .” He pulls out a glitter bomb disguised as a USB drive. “From now on, any movie downloaded here comes with a free 10-minute PSA about supporting artists. And a dancing baby. Non-negotiable.”

“So I’m doing what any self-respecting merc with a mouth would do. I’m breaking into the moviesda server. Not to take it down. Oh no. To improve it.”

He looks directly at you.

Back in the real world, Deadpool sits on a couch, feet up, watching his own movie legally on a massive screen.

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“Oh, hello there, viewer with questionable browsing history. You didn’t think I’d let you watch me for free on some sketchy ‘moviesda’ site, did you?”

The site’s admin—a shadowy figure named —appears on a floating screen. “You can’t do this, Deadpool! This is chaos!” Deadpool pauses, tilts his head

“And you? Go watch the real thing. Unless you want me to show up in your living room tomorrow and narrate your bathroom break. Your call.”