And frankly, that’s a fair trade.

You watch as the driver cleverly rewrites your lazy SELECT * query into an optimized stream. You see it catch a potential memory leak and patch it silently. You witness it negotiate encryption (thank you, modern security standards) so that your CEO’s salary data isn’t broadcast in plain text across the office Wi-Fi.

It is the bridge over the data chasm. It is the diplomat in the war of the databases. It is the only piece of software that has ever looked at Oracle’s ego and Microsoft’s stubbornness and said, “Fine, I’ll make them talk to each other.”