So mark your calendars. Dig out the craziest swimwear. Practice your best beach wave. And get ready for
Sunny Shores Parks & Rec – (555) BEACH-FUN Rain date: The following Sunday. We will announce by 7 AM day-of via conch shell signal (and Instagram).
All proceeds go to the local beach preservation society and the purchase of new life rings for the public beach. family beach pageant 2
See you on the sand. Don’t forget your sense of humor—it floats.
We do this because every family deserves one day where the only competition is who can laugh harder. So mark your calendars
Forget tuxedos and ballgowns. We want sequin-covered rash guards, shell-encrusted bow ties, sandals with glitter straps, and linen suits paired with waterproof mascara. Each family will have 60 seconds to introduce themselves with a pose, a wave, or a dramatic turn. Bonus points for families who roll in on a wagon or surfboard.
Whether you are a seasoned pageant family or a crew of beach bums looking for a hilarious excuse to wear matching Hawaiian shirts, this event is for you. Leave the stiff judging and pressure-cooker atmosphere at the boardwalk. This pageant celebrates joy, creativity, and the beautiful chaos of family. We have refined the competition based on your feedback. The judging rubric is 40% creativity, 40% family spirit, and 20% ability to keep a straight face while a hermit crab crosses the runway. And get ready for Sunny Shores Parks &
As the sun dips toward the horizon, each family will walk the “runway” (a 50-foot stretch of packed sand lit by tiki torches). Outfits should reflect “elegance meets ocean.” Think flowing cover-ups, linen, dried flower leis, and maybe a fake (or real?) seagull on a shoulder. The catch: you must carry a melting ice cream cone without looking stressed.