STEWIE: I heard you monologuing. It woke me up. You’ve got the emotional range of a brick, but for once, that brick has cracked.
LOIS: Peter? The new American Ninja Warrior is on. The one where the guy from Ohio cries about his dead grandma during the salmon ladder. family guy season 22 hdcam
Quagmire stops. His sleazy grin fades. He looks out the window at a gray Rhode Island sky. STEWIE: I heard you monologuing
LOIS: Peter, it's not 22 seasons. It's just... Tuesday. LOIS: Peter
PETER: I don't get it.
PETER: I'm not having a stroke. I'm having a... realization. Every day, I go to the brewery. I push a button. A beer cap falls. I laugh. I come home. I watch a dog play piano. I fall asleep. Repeat. For 22 seasons.