If you are a true I’m a Celebrity obsessive, you know the ITV primetime edits are polished. The jokes have laugh tracks (or jungle ambiance), the trials are condensed to 10 minutes, and the swearing is bleeped into oblivion.

If you want to see why Carol Thatcher won—if you want to feel the genuine misery of sleeping on bamboo without the dramatic sting music—find the BDSCR copy of Season 5.

Just don't blame me if you have nightmares about the sound of a million cockroaches without the background music to drown them out.