The “(Remove Only)” wasn’t a command. It was a prophecy.
In the dusty corner of the Program Files (x86) folder, lived a piece of software no one remembered installing. Its name was long and awkward, a bureaucratic mouthful: . infognition screenpressor v2.1 (remove only)
A single, honest dialog box appeared. No “Are you sure?” No “We’re sad to see you go!” Just two buttons: | Cancel Beneath them, in pale gray text: “This product has no purpose other than to be removed. Thank you for completing its function.” The “(Remove Only)” wasn’t a command
