Just as Layla was about to hand out the remaining roses, a producer ran onto the set with a phone. It was a FaceTime call from her ex-boyfriend—the one who inspired her viral Instagram poem, “You Ate My Avocado (And My Trust).”
Layla Jenner: Bachelorette Pt. 1 is a masterpiece of emotional destruction. Layla is not looking for a husband. She is looking for a co-author for her pain. The men are outmatched. The producers are evil. And I will absolutely be watching Part 2 next Tuesday. layla jenner - bachelorette pt. 1
Brad froze. The producers cheered.
If that didn’t make you roll your eyes, the first limo exit certainly did. The men arrived in standard Bachelorette fashion: the firefighter brought a hose (original), the tech bro brought a QR code to his LinkedIn (cringe), and a man named “Rex” brought a live llama wearing a tuxedo. Just as Layla was about to hand out