Marcia | Langman Parks And Rec

She slapped the binder open. “Page one: self-serve soda. A child could theoretically pour four refills. That is over 100 grams of sugar. That is anarchy.”

When her name was called, Marcia strode to the podium like a soldier advancing on Gomorrah. marcia langman parks and rec

“Unsupervised sugar delivery,” she hissed to her husband, Gerald, who nodded solemnly, clutching a small crucifix. She slapped the binder open

“Chairman,” she began, voice trembling with synthetic humility. “I am Marcia Langman, spokesperson for the Society for Family Stability and Acceptable Television. We successfully removed the ‘risqué’ chapter from the Pawnee North Middle School health book. We are vigilant .” That is over 100 grams of sugar

Ron Swanson, who had wandered in for the free coffee, grunted. “Ma’am, the only thing more dangerous than a child with soda is a government telling a business how to dispense it. I’ll take four self-serve fountains in every restaurant.”