Modern Family Halloween [OFFICIAL]

(emerging from the shadows in a velvet cape and a beret, holding a glass of apple cider): "I am not a werewolf or a zombie. I am a tortured poet who died of ennui in 1847 . If you listen closely, you can hear the ghost of my unrequited love for a girl in my AP History class."

The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner. modern family halloween

(wearing a "Ghost of Future Technology" costume—i.e., a cardboard box covered in blinking LEDs and a smashed iPhone 6 around his neck): "Claire, relax. The theme is Sustainable Scares . The kids aren't just getting cavities; they're getting an education on e-waste." (emerging from the shadows in a velvet cape

"That’s called immersion , son."