Mofos Laundromat Work -

Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner than they came in.

Antonio pointed at me. Because Antonio is a mofo. mofos laundromat

She walked over, close enough I could smell her perfume—jasmine and trouble. “You got three seconds,” she said. Turns out, at Mofos Laundromat, nobody leaves cleaner

I held up my empty hands. “Lady, I’m just here to wash a sweater.” at Mofos Laundromat

That’s when I noticed the gun in her waistband. And the police tape still on her sleeve.