Phil's Epic Halloween Prank On Claire -

He opens the freezer. Instantly, a dozen live crickets pour out onto his head. They’re everywhere—in his hair, down his shirt, hopping across the floor.

Yes, my queen of chaos?

He tests it quietly.

Claire looks up from the floor. Her turtleneck is covered in fake fog residue. Her hair is frizzed. Her eyes are pure murder. phil's epic halloween prank on claire