P.S. Pro tip: Don’t trust the rat that offers you a shank. It’s a snitch.

So I’ve been playing Prison Escape Simulator (the new early access one on Steam), and let me tell you—this game does NOT hold your hand.

Anyone else playing? What’s your dumbest fail so far? 😂

You start in a cell. That’s it. No tutorial. No map. Just a bunk, a toilet, and a guard who does rounds every 47 seconds (yes, I counted).

🚨 Just spent 6 hours trying to break out of a virtual max-security prison… and got caught because I sneezed IRL. 💀