Rating: 4.5 out of 5 seasonal allergies (and stars)
Spring in the U.S. has a diagnosed personality disorder. The official motto is: “If you don’t like the weather, wait ten minutes.” spring season united states
Your car is no longer black; it’s chartreuse. That beautiful "fresh cut grass" smell is actually the scent of your neighbor declaring biological warfare on your respiratory system. Allergy medication sales spike harder than tech stocks. You will sneeze. You will cry. You will forgive it all when you see the first firefly of May. Rating: 4