P.S. If you actually Google “squirt coupons” right now, you will get soda discounts on page one and therapy recommendations on page two. You have been warned. This is a work of satire. No bodily fluids were exchanged in the making of this blog post. Please drink responsibly.
Immediately types ‘urban dictionary squirt’ into a private browser tab. squirt coupons
I consider myself a pretty savvy internet shopper. I have a separate email address just for loyalty programs. I know how to stack discounts at the grocery store. I’ve even successfully used a “30% off your first order” code for a pizza chain three times using different Gmail periods. This is a work of satire
The Weekly Grind Post Title: I Found “Squirt Coupons” in My Spam Folder & Now I Have Questions I actually checked my spam quarantine
I opened the folder (yes, I actually checked my spam quarantine, as one does at 2 AM when insomnia hits). And there they were. Digital coupons for “Squirt.”