Top Gear Cockometer ^new^ May 2026

The Volvo, parked silently between a Land Rover and a skip, displayed a final reading of .

The Stig, who had been running diagnostics on the hyper-GT’s Cockometer, simply revved the engine to the redline while stationary. The meter exploded. They never did figure out what score that would have been. top gear cockometer

Jeremy clapped him on the back. “You see, May? The quiet ones. They’re the biggest cocks of all.” The Volvo, parked silently between a Land Rover

“Right,” Jeremy began, his voice echoing off the hangar walls. “James, Richard. Look at this. I thought I’d seen everything. A tyre pressure gauge that tells you the weather. A sat-nav that judges your parking. But this…” ” Jeremy began