“No necesitan invitación… pero sí un chiste.” (They don’t need an invitation… but they do need a joke.) Would you like this expanded into a full short script, a movie poster concept, or a fake IMDb description?

Think What We Do in the Shadows meets Shaun of the Dead — but set in a neon-lit Miami or Mexico City, with glow-in-the-dark fangs, garlic-flavored energy drinks, and a vampire lord who only communicates through memes.

Here’s a short piece for “una película loca de vampiros” — written as a pitch, a review snippet, or a creative blurb, depending on what you need. Sangre y Chistes: Una Película Loca de Vampiros