“Did you know that 87% of people don’t wash their hands properly after using the bathroom? That means every doorknob in this house is essentially a petri dish of fecal bacteria.”
“I’ve decided to study intestinal worms in cows instead. They’re bigger and harder to sabotage. Goodnight.” young sheldon s03e19 m4p
At The Cat’s Meow , George is miserable. Wayne gets drunk and sings Bon Jovi terribly. Then George spots – his attractive, flirtatious neighbor – also there with her girlfriends. She waves him over. “Did you know that 87% of people don’t
“You are not bringing parasites into my house, Sheldon Lee Cooper!” young sheldon s03e19 m4p
“And you called my volcano ‘a messy dessert.’ So we’re even.”