Joslyn Jane | Mrs. Weiner Boy

“Mrs. Weiner Boy” implies a character of immense, unearned confidence. She shows up to parent-teacher conferences wearing a tiara. She refers to her husband (a man who still uses a flip phone) as “my little prince.” She has a catchphrase, and it is probably “That’s Mrs. Weiner Boy to you.” When you put them together— Joslyn Jane Mrs. Weiner Boy —you get the perfect sitcom cold open:

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain to my boss why I wrote 500 words about a Mrs. Weiner Boy. joslyn jane mrs. weiner boy

(holding a lopsided cake shaped like a wiener dog) is trying to get JANE to take a photo for her Instagram. “Mrs

(to the room at large) My husband says I’m not allowed to judge the “Best in Bun” contest, but he’s not the sheriff of flavor, is he, Jane? She refers to her husband (a man who